i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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