Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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