normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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