nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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