if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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