hell yes lets make some ravioli
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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