420 ftw
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
