Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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