It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
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