ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Randomize
