Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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