i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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