I wish I could teleport
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I think your dad took our porno
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
