just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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