yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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