if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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