We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
