I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
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