Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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