First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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