at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
A+ Viking dick
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