love makes seman taste better
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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