fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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