were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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