:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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