She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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