from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I checked into jail on foursquare
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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