Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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