Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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