:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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