at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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