You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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