with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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