Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
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