get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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