I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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