haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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