The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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