I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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