Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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