hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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