Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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