I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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