I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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