Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
