no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Your cock deserves a montage
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Randomize
