we're blogging at a bar
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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