It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Sorry my hands just texted you
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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