I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Randomize
