Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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